Allosaurus Dinosaur YOU FUCKFACE CUNTBAG WHORI SLICE OF DEVESTATION

he saw the opportunity and he took it

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vinebox:

White people be like ..

Tags   #cutie pie  

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They are all okay, and all those things could exist in the same woman.

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Brian, Denise & Corey in No Jacket Required [x]

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gaytable:

kneelbeforemistressphil:

kaalashnikov:

your-continuum:

kaalashnikov:

do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety

like they just

DO THINGS

without worrying about them first

wow

Anxiety is an excuse

I hope you walk barefoot on a world of legos for the rest of your life

The first time Tony Stark had an anxiety attack he thought he had been poisoned.

think about that

for real though it genuinely feels like you’re dying

butternut-squish:

butternut-squish:

 followers not found 

now theres a real error 

butternut-squish:

butternut-squish:

 followers not found 

now theres a real error 

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kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

thirdeyedeaf:

isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

How to obtain your very own bisexual
  • Step one: Place a box in an open field propped up with a stick. Attach a string to the stick. Much like cats, bisexuals are drawn to boxes and in some cases, this will be enough.
  • Step two: Under the box place a pile of glitter and a boombox playing Fall Out Boy's Dance Dance. Bisexuals feed on glitter and will find it irresistible. Dance Dance is, as everybody knows, the mating call of the bisexual.
  • Step three: Wait patiently and be ready to pull the string when the bisexual draws near.
  • Step four: Be sure to feed your new bisexual lots of glitter and give it fresh water daily.

zamii070:

well one of us is going to have to change…

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Happy Easter everybody 

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When I was younger I was told that I could do anything I wanted to do if I just put my head too it. Well my head has been touching you for like 5 damn minutes and our clothes are still on.

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