Let’s play a game.
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do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety
like they just
without worrying about them first
Anxiety is an excuse
I hope you walk barefoot on a world of legos for the rest of your life
The first time Tony Stark had an anxiety attack he thought he had been poisoned.
think about that
for real though it genuinely feels like you’re dying
how to give a handjob:
1. grab boner mid-shaft
2. pump until confetti is released
isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather
- Step one: Place a box in an open field propped up with a stick. Attach a string to the stick. Much like cats, bisexuals are drawn to boxes and in some cases, this will be enough.
- Step two: Under the box place a pile of glitter and a boombox playing Fall Out Boy's Dance Dance. Bisexuals feed on glitter and will find it irresistible. Dance Dance is, as everybody knows, the mating call of the bisexual.
- Step three: Wait patiently and be ready to pull the string when the bisexual draws near.
- Step four: Be sure to feed your new bisexual lots of glitter and give it fresh water daily.